Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Post-Turkey Activities You Can Do in Your Fat Pants

No matter how cute I dress up for Thanksgiving (which most years isn't that much, I'll admit), I always wind up back in some comfy, non-binding old sweatpants.  Here is our list of post-turkey (not to mention post-sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, gravy, dinner rolls, green beans, favorite family casserole, three kinds of pie, and some type of wine) activities you can do from the safety and comfort of your official fat pants while you digest:

1. Take a walk
2. Take a nap
3. Plan out your method of attack for every mall, outlet, and discount store within a 15 mile radius
4. Check to make sure none of the neighbors lit themselves on fire trying to deep fry a turkey
5. Burn calories by pretending to care about NFL football - jumping in excitement and screaming in disappointment can work up a sweat, even if you are faking it
6. Research future Pinterest projects - the holiday crafting season has just begun!
7. Research Pinterest fails...laughing burns calories too!
8. Read up on our tips for beating the "season of eating" weight gain
9. Call your grandma, your friend from far away, the person you didn't get to see at the turkey table...let them know you are thinking of them and wishing them well
10. Did we mention taking a nap?

Our Thanksgiving motto: "whatever you do....don't go back for 3rds."